Book Hell

I've been in hell.

Yup. I said it. Why hell you ask? Oh, I'll tell you.

You know when you're walking alone, birds are chirping, suns shining, and it's a just a great day? Okay, so the weather has sucked lately, but you get the idea. So there you are, plodding along. Then you get a feeling that everything is going too smoothly....



and suddenly...





BAM!!!!!!




Everything goes wrong. MmHm. You've been there? Yeah. Me too. I had tons of books on my TBR list, I had finally settled on what to read..and then..the internet died. Why was this a problem? Because I am such an unorganized shit. Yup. See, I didn't buy the books. Nope. They were sitting nicely in my Amazon basket, begging to be bought. They were there because I'm always in two minds what to buy. Back to the point, I hadn't bought them.

Now, I could have read something I already had right? RIGHT??
Nuh uh. See..I was stupid again. Mr Kindle Senior, god bless his soul, died. And Mr Kindle Junior (laptop app), well, I lost the charger. So I was left with Baby Kindle on my phone. Not bad, until I realised I hadn't downloaded all of my books. I had like, maybe three? Well, three that I hadn't read. **Sighs, what an idiot!**

Let me just point out right now, if you don't read like a maniac, you cannot understand what that meant to me. I felt like...I dunno. I have no idea where I was going with that.

Hmm, what else happened? Oh! Power cut. It keeps getting better doesn't it? It's okay, I'd laugh too.


Was there light at the end of the tunnel? Did the book gods decide to have pity on me and give me hope? NO!. Maybe I did something bad recently. Maybe this happened 'cause I'm so unorganised and never get reviews up when I should? Karma, bitches.

I got sidetracked again, my bad. I'm now back to the start, as always, and have no bloody idea what to read. I have nothing to review. I totally lied then. I have tons to review, like old reads, but my minds not into it today. I need something fresh, something that will tear me apart, leave me with no hope and then, at the last second, give me the fuzzies.

With that note, I will have to say goodbye! I'm on a important top secret mission right now.
Yeah, is browsing amazon and stalking my fave authors for new releases classed as a secret mission?

Hehe